Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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