Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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