"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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