i permit you to call me
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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