she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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