how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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