Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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