Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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