Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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