Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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