i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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