similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she pinky promised me she was 18
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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