we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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