Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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