you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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