Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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