Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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