I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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