Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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