Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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