i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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