Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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