He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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