susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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