OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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