He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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