Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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