what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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