the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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