You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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