Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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