Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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