I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I take back everything I said about communal showers
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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