So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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