Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Sorry about my life...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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