I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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