He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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