shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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