i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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