She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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