Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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