Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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