i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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