Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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