omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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