Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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