I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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