i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Randomize
