I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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