yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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