UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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