I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Dear god my vagina.
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