id be glad to
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
