Your face is a jimmy john
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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